GIA BAR FIGHT!!!

Bar fight! Simply for fun!

Rules:

Kill Everyone and destroy anything
Bar cannot be destroyed
Once in bar, cannot leave
No other rues!!!


*Opening of GIA Bar Fight*

New Roosevelt, walks in, sits at the bar, and says, "Maker's Mark Manhattan, straight up. I've got some time..."

And so I wait for any pathetic fool to walk into THIS bar...

Not going in there. No wonder Russians keep vodka accessable at home... And besides who would want to go out to buy vodka on a cold day in Moscow's Winter?

Too bad Nasha!


*Sees Nasha standing outside the bar, tells the bartender, "that guy has a TON of money..." the next moment, the bartender's bouncer is pulling Nasha into the bar and sits him down next to NR. The bartender says, "So Mr. Big Spender, what'll you have? Hm?*

NR says, "this little kiddie? Get him a coke and a shot of rum, so he can go to sleep." *NR passes a napkin to the bartender reading... "Once he's asleep, we jump him."

Amusing, but that wont work. It takes more than that to put me to sleep.

Ok, how about this?

*Nasha, hey kid, wanna cap?

Takes Bazooka launches it into Nasha's forehead, Nasha goes flying back, lands on the stage where The Offspring are performing live, NR turns back around and tells the bartender, "That kid's got one big mouth, can't wait for the others to get here as well..."

*Gracania walks into the bar and orders a pint of real English Beer, he quietly then drinks his drink then sets fire to an American flag and waits for it all to kick off*

*shoots at the flag burner*

*Ducks in an understanding way, then reaches for gun holster. Then realizes there are no guns in this country so does what the British do best: gets really drunk and holds a riot.*

*NR, now really wasted after drinking 5 manhattans. Takes his bazooka, and launches it at Alallbid(Wilhelm) but because he's so drunk he misses by a mile and hits Nasha again...*

"Sorry about that young'n!"

Turns back around and says, "Lemme get another 5 of thesseesssseeeeeeee"


Then takes an AK-47 and shoots the young russian fool 49 times, then turns and drinks...

*Has got to the stage where he's too drunk to fight and starts arguing politics with chairs and then singing*

*Sees Gracania, now to drunk to realize, flirting with an all guy band, walks up to him and smacks him with a toothbrush. And takes his last pint of bear and pours it over his drunken body. Sits down with Wilhelm, and shoots him in the face with a broom stick.*

*wonders how anyone managed to get drunk on American beer because its like rats piss in strength. Leaves then comes back with a kebab and fish and chips.*

*NR walks to Gracania, takes his kebab eats all the meat on it, then shoves it into his eye. Takes his broom stick and shoves it into his other eye. Takes a desert eagle, and places it into his mouth, and fires.*

Says to the bartender, "What the hell did you put in that beer?"

*Gracania stumbles to the karaoke set and opens with Billy Joel's Piano Man*

*NR, clearly annoyed with this british chap now, takes desert eagle, and loads it with brooms and toothbrushes, and fires them at Gracania, they all miss, except one hits his microphone causing the karaoke machine to break. Followed with a ballistic missile landing on Gracania's head. NR now relaxes, and orders a round for everyone on him*

And whispers under his breathe that oughta teach the little brit a lesson

*Gracania promptly invades NR's round planting flags in all the drinks. However after a few minutes the Empire crumbles and all the drinks are partitioned.*

*NR, very mad, orders a nuclear missile be dropped on the People's Republic of Gracania, unfortunately the guys thought he said the People's Republic of China. And Beijing now lays in ruins, and WW3 has started. NR, shrugs his shoulders and shoots Gracania in the face, and puts handcuffs on him, and says to the Interpol agents, "He did it." Sits down, and orders another manhattan.

*Gracania buys Manhattan from the Dutch*

*NR shoots the dutchmen Gracania had planned on buying Manhattan from, then follows buy grabbing the contract, buys it himself, and takes his tooth brush, sticks it in Gracania's mouth and says*

"How dare you try and steal my island!"

*Takes the toothbrush out of his mouth and rubs it across Nasha's drunken face...*

*Takes out KGB issued revolver pistol and shoots you*

*Takes the guitar out of the hands of the band member, smacks it over Nasha's head. Takes the AK-47 fires 10 mags into his stomach*

*takes out the pin and throws grenade at New Roosevelt*

Hey, I love bar fights!!!


*Walks in, takes M-16 kicks New Roosevelt over, shoots an entire mag into his face*

*Walks into the bar tired as hell from the 119 ICN bar fight. see's whats happening and smiles "well fuck it. I'm gettin in on this" runs up to NR and goes back to back Shooting with a SAW machine gun (you guys are too stereotypically lame) when every one is dead (except the band who has just about had a collective heart attack.) he sits at the bar to say "fuck Manhattan i want some whiskey. you should swing one too NR"

*NR stands up and takes his glass that had a manhattan in it, and smashes it across UNSC's face. Takes UNSC's Tony Montana gun(SAW) and shoves it up his rear, then launches a grenade up there. Stands up, and says, "Don't you ever waste a Manhattan like that, ever again.